December 2010
29 posts
Went to waffle house with J and D and her new fuckbuddy for lunch. My life feels so fucking surreal!
Dec 27th
Winscape: Apple-powered fake windows →
Dec 23rd
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Dec 20th
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I hate it when people text me "K." I am rarely in...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Leave a grade in my ask box.
A++= i would bang you so hard A+ = cuffing material A = sexy B+ = hottt B = look good C+ = above the average C = average D = you’re alright F = not even G = i could puke over your photos  WHAT THE FUCK IS CUFFING
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Lol
Me: Be warned, though, I'm not wearing all my fancy jewelry or hair products, so you may not be able to handle my appearance.
Jess: Oh poop.
Me: I actually look better than usual, I mean.
All that fancy product is just a way of dumbing my face down so that people don't spontaneously orgasm when I walk down the street.
Jess: Oh of course. How courteous.
Dec 18th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
Just got hit on, groped, and propositioned by my boss’s husband. Sounds like the type of thing I SHOULDN’T like. Ah, well.
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
7. 1.5 GHz A4 processor - iPhone 5: 20 most-wanted... →
Dec 5th
8. Better camera - iPhone 5: 20 most-wanted... →
Dec 5th
9. Better cloud computing support - iPhone 5: 20... →
Dec 5th
12. Improved home screen - iPhone 5: 20... →
Dec 5th
15. More memory - iPhone 5: 20 most-wanted... →
Dec 5th
13. Enhanced voice control - iPhone 5: 20... →
Dec 5th
17. RFID - iPhone 5: 20 most-wanted features... →
Dec 5th
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to...
mudbloodginger: Twelve Grimmauld Place Eleven years of waiting Ten Galleons for Ron Nine and Three Quarters Eight tries to kill Harry Seven Horcruxes Six Weasley boys Five Chocolate Frogs Four Hogwarts houses Three Deathly Hallows Two radish earrings And the Cloak of Invisibility
Dec 2nd
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Dec 1st
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